it may look safe, but watch out!

You see them in hotels, restaurants, and United Nations mission buildings. They look oh, so innocent, until you enter, and then...they spin. They are revolving doors, the thing of great evilness that gave birth to all other evil things with its revolting revolving. These instruments of death, despair, and evil are...evil!

Consider this; if you were to enter a revolving door, and if it were to suddenly begin to spin (whee, a rhyme) very fast, you would most likely be crushed between the wall and the glass panel in an attempt to escape. Or you would be forced to wander in circles for eternity in the evil glass whirlpool of doom, like some sort of psychotic hampster who's late for work. I tell you now, forsake this evil! Down with revolving doors!

destroy the evil before it's too late!

Okay, it's really late, and I do have an irrational fear of revolving doors. They are evil, especially when there are other people in them who have a nasty tendency to torment you cruelly. *coughkurtcough* This is just a bit of Sporadic Nonsense, and the pictures were taken without permission from Ed's Doors.

Wanna leave this bit of nonsense behind? Or perhaps you'd like to go on?